“Blonde” Private Jet Capitol Rioter Plans To Detox From Alcohol And Lose 30 Pounds In Prison

  • The Texas realtor who flew to DC on a private jet to join the Capitol Coup says she plans to practice yoga, detox from alcohol, and lose 30 pounds while in prison.
  • “I have to report to prison, and the only thing that I can see that’s good about having to go to prison is that I’m going to be able to work out a lot and do a lot of yoga and detox,” she rationalized.
  • “So hopefully they have, like, some protein shakes and some protein bars, I think, because you don’t want to eat, like, green baloney — that’s what they have to eat,” she explained.

Sophia Ankel from Insider writes:

“A Texas realtor who flew to Washington, DC, on a private jet and took part in the Capitol riot said she planned to practice yoga, detox from alcohol, and lose 30 pounds in prison.

Jenna Ryan, who pleaded guilty to a single federal misdemeanor charge of parading on Capitol grounds, was last month given a $1,500 fine and sentenced to 60 days in a Texas prison, court documents seen by Insider said. The documents indicated she was due to go to prison sometime after January 3, almost a year after the insurrection.

In a TikTok posted on Sunday, Ryan discussed what she planned to do in prison and suggested her main goal was to lose weight .

Posing in front of a mirror in a sports bra and yoga pants, Ryan said: “I have to report to prison, and the only thing that I can see that’s good about having to go to prison is that I’m going to be able to work out a lot and do a lot of yoga and detox.

“And also I can’t eat because the food is awful, and there’s just no food. So hopefully they have, like, some protein shakes and some protein bars, I think, because you don’t want to eat, like, green baloney — that’s what they have to eat…”

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