“Who cares if you are benefiting from the Communist Chinese Party’s slave labor?” Vance said. “So long as you are properly woke, so long as you teach diversity…”
International
Leftist Millennial Gabriel Boric Will Be Chile’s Next President
“This is a historic day,” teacher Boris Soto said in celebration. “We’ve defeated not only fascism and the right-wing, but also fear.”
Amazon Gets Fined $1.2 Billion By Italian Regulators — The Second Fine From Italy In Mere Weeks
“Amazon has thus prevented third-party sellers from associating the Prime label with offers not managed with FBA,” those functions being “crucial” for sellers.
Banksy Raising Funds For Accused Slave Trader Statue Vandals “Colston Four” With T-Shirt Design
Anonymous artist Banksy says proceeds from the sale of his new T-Shirts will go to the four people accused of the Edward Colston statue damage “so they can go for a pint.”
What’s Up With That Secret $275 Billion Deal With China To Skirt Regulators In 2016 Tim Cook?
In 2015, Chinese regulators said they’d refuse to approve the Apple Watch if Apple Maps didn’t make the Diaoyu Islands appear large even while zoomed out.
UAE Opting For A 4 1/2-Day Work Week To “Boost Productivity And Improve Work-Life Balance”
Iceland, Ireland, Scotland, Spain, Japan, New Zealand, and Sweden have announced pilot 4-day work week plans, and trials have shown increased productivity and well-being.
Tuck Informs Nigel Farage That Having Had C-19 “Feminizes” Men. Does Trump Know?
“The v*rus itself, this is true, does tend to take away the lifeforce in some people. It does feminize people. No one ever says that but it’s true,” assuming all can agree that women lack “lifeforce.”
Australian Billionaire Mining Heiress Whines That There Aren’t Enough Marinas For Her Superyacht
“And let’s not forget superyachts that may want to visit from overseas, bringing passengers who would want to spend in Australia,” the richest person in that country reminded everyone.
China’s Record Low Birth Rate Threatens To Destabilize The Global Economy Down The Road
“Growth rates we’ve had historically aren’t coming back…It is downhill from here.” To paraphrase the famous 19th-century remark: when China sneezes, the world’s economy catches a cold.
Shameless Big Pharma Profits Are “Utterly Obscene” While Global Vaccine Inequality Rages On
“They let Covid-19 spread unabated in low and middle-income countries. And now the same pharma execs and shareholders are making a killing from a crisis they helped to create. It’s utterly obscene.”
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