“I will say this Matt you ran out there yesterday like a guy who just got caught with an underage girl,” @XColdasHellX replied to Gaetz’s ludicrous tweet.
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Meet The Dough Boys With Zero Athletic Medals Who Decided To Call Simone Biles “Weak”
Turning Point USA founder Charlie Kirk called Biles “a shame to the country” and said it was proof that “we are raising a generation of weak people.”
IMF Warns Of Unrest In A Skewed Global Economic Recovery Where The “Poor Get Poorer”
Vaccine inequality is cited as a chief driver in the widening gulf between recoveries in more developed and less developed economies.
DOJ Seizes Smuggled Ancient Gilgamesh Dream Tablet From Hobby Lobby’s Museum Of The Bible
The Museum of the Bible also claimed that exhibits of the Confederate flag and pro-slavery texts were only there to help understand the Bible’s role in the Civil War.
Republicans Who Wrongly Took “Hazzard Pay” Out Of Michigan COVID Funds Are Forced To Give It Back
“Mortified” county commissioner Marlene Webster claimed that she had no idea she had voted to pay herself that much money.
GOP Lawmaker Likes Aunt Jemima And Praises Robert E Lee Demanding “Stand Up For Our Culture!”
“I don’t like traitors who hate America,” tweets Rogers, apparently unaware of how ironic her praise of an actual traitor happens to be.
Nunes Claims Deep State Might Use “Computer Generated Graphics” To Fake Biden’s Speeches
“I mean, it’s getting really bad. It’s not just the president. They can’t get any soundbites from the vice president either.” Nunes rambled.
“Victims Of Communism” Memorial Accepted Donations Lauding Fascists And Nazi Collaborators
“If Canada commemorates Ante Pavelić or Roman Shukhevych, it can throw its human rights record right in the trash” -Efraim Zuroff, Simon Wiesenthal Centre
“Childless Left” Should Not Be Allowed To Vote According To Fox And Friends Hosts
Pete Hegseth suggested that co-host Rachel Campos-Duffy could get 9 votes because she has 9 children.
Matt Gaetz Scolds “We Should Be Talking More About Freeing Britney” Than Covid-19 Vaccinations
Earlier this month, Gaetz actually spoke at a Free Britney rally, bemoaning her plight.
