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Society
El Salvador Plans To Use Volcanoes To Generate Electricity For Bitcoin Mining
The president of El Salvador announced that the country’s state-run geothermal energy utility would begin using power derived from volcanoes for Bitcoin mining.
Trump Is Bummed That He Didn’t Ban Twitter Before He Was Banned From Twitter
“Who are they to dictate good and evil if they themselves are evil? Perhaps I should have done it while I was President.”
Close To Half Of Americans Believe That Dinosaurs “Definitely” Roam The Earth In Recent Poll
An utterly astounding 60% of those Americans polled thought there was a dinosaur called the “doyouthinktheysarus.”
Trump Says The Way To Stop Cyberattacks Is To Get Rid Of Computers And Just Go Back To “Paper”
“The currency of this world should be the dollar. And I don’t think we should have all of the Bitcoins of the world out there. I think they should regulate them very, very high.”
Grimes TikTok Claims “AI Is Actually The Fastest Path To Communism”
Grimes is in a relationship with Tesla and Space X CEO, Elon Musk who is a billionaire – who one could say greatly benefits from capitalism.
Uber and Lyft Workers Sick Of No Benefits Start “Drivers Cooperative” App To Compete
Dissatisfied drivers and labor advocates are forming worker-owned cooperatives in an attempt to take back some power in the gig economy.
Anti-Vaxxer Sheriff’s Deputy Dies Of Covid-19
“You f***sticks are really out on social media going ‘Of course I went and got my vaccine!’ I did my research, I know what’s in it, you peasants.”
Remains Of 215 Indigenous Children Discovered At Former Boarding School In Canada
“Some were as young as three years old,” said chief Rosanne Casimir, calling it “an unthinkable loss that was spoken about but never documented.”
Racist Skit With Trump And Jesus Christ At Texas High School Pep Rally Goes Viral
At the end a student dressed as Jesus Christ takes the microphone and declares, “Jesus Christ is with the Republican Party.”