Santos claimed to run a charity called “Friends of Pets United” that claimed to save “thousands of dogs and cats,” but no such charity was ever registered.

WTF?
Miss El Salvador Makes Bold Statement With Outlandish Bitcoin Costume
The costume may have been a way to promote cryptocurrency to a global audience — likely with the involvement of El Salvador’s president, Nayib Bukele.
Pillow Mogul Facing $1.3 Billion Lawsuit Accuses RNC of Money Laundering
Mike Lindell says he’s done “research” into the party’s finances and believes he has discovered money laundering — but hasn’t provided any evidence to back up his claims.
#Smalldickenergy Influencer Andrew Tate Arrested at his Mansion in Romania for Human Trafficking
The kickboxer unwisely taunted Greta Thunberg about the “enormous emissions” of his 33 vehicles. Greta’s response to him “smalldickenergy@getalife.com” has since been widely shared on social media.
Biden Put A Dead Dog On A Republican Woman’s Doorstep Back In The 1970s? What?
“So, I went over…I picked it up. She said, ‘I want it out of my front yard!’” The President then fondly recalled his response to the indignant woman’s request by saying: “I put it on her doorstep.”
GOP Senator Whines That His Net Worth Is “Only Double” What It Was When He Took Office
Johnson stated, “Most people increased their net worth, you know, 3.8 times, that’s what the S&P index increased. So the fact that I’ve only gone up only double, I’ve way underperformed the market.”
Peloton Gives Free Memberships To 2800 Laid-Off Workers — Execs Get A Golden Parachute
According to Securities and Exchange Commission filings, executives and insiders sold nearly $500 million in Peloton stock right before it crashed last November.
Cryptobros Are Shelling Out Big Bucks For Digital “NFT Girlfriends” Who Won’t Leave Them
Jake went on to explain, “I have all the power in the relationship, and it’s very reassuring for a guy like me that doesn’t have quite the same dominance with real-life women.”
Starbucks Profits Up 31% Last Year — And It Has The Nerve To Blame Recent Price Hikes On Inflation?
Adding insult to injury, in a year that he was trying to characterize as difficult, Mr. Johnson’s salary jumped to a whopping $20.4 million due to his new CEO pay raise.
Historic Bridge In Rotterdam Is Blocking Jeff Bezos’ Massive Superyacht — He Wants It Taken Down
The custom shipbuilder Oceanco allegedly asked the city of Rotterdam to dismantle the nearly 100-year-old bridge, adding that Bezos would, of course, pay to take it down.