“So, I went over…I picked it up. She said, ‘I want it out of my front yard!’” The President then fondly recalled his response to the indignant woman’s request by saying: “I put it on her doorstep.”
WTF?
GOP Senator Whines That His Net Worth Is “Only Double” What It Was When He Took Office
Johnson stated, “Most people increased their net worth, you know, 3.8 times, that’s what the S&P index increased. So the fact that I’ve only gone up only double, I’ve way underperformed the market.”
Peloton Gives Free Memberships To 2800 Laid-Off Workers — Execs Get A Golden Parachute
According to Securities and Exchange Commission filings, executives and insiders sold nearly $500 million in Peloton stock right before it crashed last November.
Cryptobros Are Shelling Out Big Bucks For Digital “NFT Girlfriends” Who Won’t Leave Them
Jake went on to explain, “I have all the power in the relationship, and it’s very reassuring for a guy like me that doesn’t have quite the same dominance with real-life women.”
Starbucks Profits Up 31% Last Year — And It Has The Nerve To Blame Recent Price Hikes On Inflation?
Adding insult to injury, in a year that he was trying to characterize as difficult, Mr. Johnson’s salary jumped to a whopping $20.4 million due to his new CEO pay raise.
Historic Bridge In Rotterdam Is Blocking Jeff Bezos’ Massive Superyacht — He Wants It Taken Down
The custom shipbuilder Oceanco allegedly asked the city of Rotterdam to dismantle the nearly 100-year-old bridge, adding that Bezos would, of course, pay to take it down.
Trump-Supporting Landlord And GOP Election Official Charged With Murdering Tenant
Wink was charged in an earlier, less deadly landlord/tenant dispute. She was arrested in September 2021 for criminal mischief, larceny, and criminal lockout.
Alabama Town’s Speed Trap Rakes In Nearly Half Of Its Revenue From Traffic Tickets And Forfeitures
Some residents claim that officers have tried to issue tickets or threatened arrest, citing laws that don’t even exist — like jail time for not having an ID.
An “Out Of Touch” Wharton Business Student Thinks The Average Worker Makes $800,000 In The US
According to the Social Security Administration, the actual numbers for the average U.S. annual wage last year was $53,383, and the median wage was $34,612.
Peloton Execs And Insiders Sold Off Close To $500M In Stock Before It Crashed — Must Be A Coincidence
“One of the most well-accepted facts from decades of research on insider trading is that corporate insiders buy near bottoms and sell near peaks,” said Daniel Taylor from Wharton.
Economic Left 