The police report stated that Florence claimed “the package wrapped around his penis was not his,” despite his conspicuous proximity to the drugs.

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Teacher Told 3rd Graders “Jews Ruined Christmas” Then Forced Them To Reenact The Holocaust
A Jewish student was assigned to play Adolf Hitler and forced to pretend to kill himself. It sounds like an Onion story gone wrong, but somehow, it actually happened.
Florida’s First Black Medical Marijuana Farmer Will Pay More Than Double What Whites Pay For License
“Black farmers should have the same access to these licenses as the other 22 license holders that Florida has previously approved,” Fried laid out in a press release.
Matt Gaetz’s Wingman Boasted About His Ability To “Control” Local Sheriff’s Office
Joel Greenberg fired off the now-deleted tweet where he informed the chairman of the Orange County Democratic Party, “I will own your [sheriff’s office].”
DeSantis Demands Annual Survey Of Faculty And Students “Beliefs” To Ensure “Intellectual Freedom”
DeSantis claims it is now the “norm” for schools to be “intellectually repressive environments” that promote “orthodoxies”.
Tiny Hands Proudly Clasp Onto A Tiny Trophy Bowl Amidst A Sea Of Straight Faces
Countless memes break out on Twitter mocking the diminutive trophy.
Super-Rich DeSantis Donors Flaunt Cutting In Line For COVID-19 Vaccine
“We are fortunate to have received enough vaccines to ensure both the first and second for those vaccinated”
“It’s not a raid!” DeSantis Snaps At Reporter About Search Of Data At Scientist’s Home
“These people did their jobs, they’ve been smeared as the Gestapo for doing their jobs.”
QAnon Mom Arrested For The Murder Of Her “Sovereign Citizen” Lawyer In Florida
Neely Petrie-Blanchard, a Kentucky resident, had long ago lost custody of her daughters for reasons that are unclear.