“Who are they to dictate good and evil if they themselves are evil? Perhaps I should have done it while I was President.”
Former President Donald Trump
Trump Says The Way To Stop Cyberattacks Is To Get Rid Of Computers And Just Go Back To “Paper”
“The currency of this world should be the dollar. And I don’t think we should have all of the Bitcoins of the world out there. I think they should regulate them very, very high.”
Trump Official Proposed “Doggie Cones” Instead of PPE As Pandemic Exploded
Dr. Fauci replied with “a polite thank you” and did not forward the doggie cone proposal to anyone else.
Trump Hints At Starting Campaign Rallies Again This Summer For 2024 War Chest
“You know, for campaign finance reasons, you really can’t do it too early because it becomes a whole different thing,” he told right wing host Candace Owens.
Trump Wanting Secret Service Agents Fired For Being Too Fat Actually Defines Projection
“I want these fat guys off my detail,” Trump said, according to sources. “How are they going to protect me and my family if they can’t run down the street?”
DJTJ’s Wife Allegedly Got “Inappropriately Close” To A Secret Service Agent Before Divorce
Vanessa Trump filed for divorce in March 2018 and the agent concerned did not face any disciplinary action because he was never her official guardian.
6th Grader Trashes Trump On A Fox News Brian Kilmeade Segment
“The way our new president is handling things is a very good way, and we would not have gotten to this if it were still the last president.”
Trump Thinks Candace Owens Would Be A “Fantastic” And “Interesting” Veep Pick In 2024
“You would be fantastic and you know, I really appreciate the job you do, and everybody does,” Trump continued.
Tiny Hands Proudly Clasp Onto A Tiny Trophy Bowl Amidst A Sea Of Straight Faces
Countless memes break out on Twitter mocking the diminutive trophy.
National Review Really Can’t Stand Democracy
National Review has published three separate articles arguing that voting should not be easier to do for “stupid” people.
