“Who are they to dictate good and evil if they themselves are evil? Perhaps I should have done it while I was President.”
Former President Donald Trump
“The currency of this world should be the dollar. And I don’t think we should have all of the Bitcoins of the world out there. I think they should regulate them very, very high.”
Dr. Fauci replied with “a polite thank you” and did not forward the doggie cone proposal to anyone else.
“You know, for campaign finance reasons, you really can’t do it too early because it becomes a whole different thing,” he told right wing host Candace Owens.
“I want these fat guys off my detail,” Trump said, according to sources. “How are they going to protect me and my family if they can’t run down the street?”
Vanessa Trump filed for divorce in March 2018 and the agent concerned did not face any disciplinary action because he was never her official guardian.
“The way our new president is handling things is a very good way, and we would not have gotten to this if it were still the last president.”
“You would be fantastic and you know, I really appreciate the job you do, and everybody does,” Trump continued.
Countless memes break out on Twitter mocking the diminutive trophy.
National Review has published three separate articles arguing that voting should not be easier to do for “stupid” people.