“It just goes to show that for Republican politicians, it’s better to be thought of as a racist than as wanting to suck another man’s d*ck,” according to Avery.
GOP Lawmaker Who Kicked A High School Student “In The Balls” Pleads Guilty To 3 Charges
Samsel tells the student, “You’re about ready to anger me and get the wrath of God. Do you believe me when I tell you that God has been speaking to me?”
GOP Lawmaker Insists “Reprehensible” Abe Lincoln Statues Must Be Removed To Be “Fair”
Of course, Trump has to weigh in, and he claims America would have won the Afghan war if General Robert E. Lee had been in charge of the military.
GOP Blames “Bidenflation” For Shocking Mayo Prices At North Carolina Restaurants
The NC GOP shared a story in which restaurateurs complained about the price of mayo, saying they were spending more than $200 a week on it.
GOP Lawmaker Likes Aunt Jemima And Praises Robert E Lee Demanding “Stand Up For Our Culture!”
“I don’t like traitors who hate America,” tweets Rogers, apparently unaware of how ironic her praise of an actual traitor happens to be.
Nunes Claims Deep State Might Use “Computer Generated Graphics” To Fake Biden’s Speeches
“I mean, it’s getting really bad. It’s not just the president. They can’t get any soundbites from the vice president either.” Nunes rambled.
GOP Lawmaker Dangles $3 Million Bigfoot Bounty On Oklahoma Floor
“We don’t hunt Bigfoot. Nobody wants to harm Bigfoot. We’re going to do a live, humane capture of Bigfoot,” Humphrey said.