“It just goes to show that for Republican politicians, it’s better to be thought of as a racist than as wanting to suck another man’s d*ck,” according to Avery.
Samsel tells the student, “You’re about ready to anger me and get the wrath of God. Do you believe me when I tell you that God has been speaking to me?”
Of course, Trump has to weigh in, and he claims America would have won the Afghan war if General Robert E. Lee had been in charge of the military.
The NC GOP shared a story in which restaurateurs complained about the price of mayo, saying they were spending more than $200 a week on it.
“I don’t like traitors who hate America,” tweets Rogers, apparently unaware of how ironic her praise of an actual traitor happens to be.
“I mean, it’s getting really bad. It’s not just the president. They can’t get any soundbites from the vice president either.” Nunes rambled.
“We don’t hunt Bigfoot. Nobody wants to harm Bigfoot. We’re going to do a live, humane capture of Bigfoot,” Humphrey said.