Trump fanatics “have taken to raiding rural tractor supply stores in search of Ivermectin” apple flavored horse paste.
At the end a student dressed as Jesus Christ takes the microphone and declares, “Jesus Christ is with the Republican Party.”
A radio transmission is found to “all outside units attention” saying that they should not be “looking for any pro-Trump in the crowd.”
In fact, Enlow believes that the Trump family is set to become something of a God-appointed royal dynasty ruling over the country.
“Adams trampled over police barricades and made his way into the halls of government.”
“Schumer is dealing with proverbial sh*t — not this kind.”
“They better start worrying about the 80 million people who voted for Trump and are armed.”
“I’m the f*cking police,” the officer screams, even louder.
“They kind of caught us off guard,” said Capt. Zach Hall, of the Riverside County Sheriff’s Department.