An equal number of Trump and Biden supporters say they have met a ghost at some point, however.
White Americans Are Terrified They Will Become Victims Of The “Monstrous Capitalism” They Built
Rather than extend healthcare, housing, and food security to a Black and brown underclass, white Americans commodified basic needs in a system that has claimed countless lives.
“Horse Paste” Lauded By Trump’s “Alien DNA” Doctor Has Finally Put Someone In The Hospital
Trump fanatics “have taken to raiding rural tractor supply stores in search of Ivermectin” apple flavored horse paste.
Racist Skit With Trump And Jesus Christ At Texas High School Pep Rally Goes Viral
At the end a student dressed as Jesus Christ takes the microphone and declares, “Jesus Christ is with the Republican Party.”
Capitol Cop Told Units To Only Target “Anti-Trump” Demonstrators At Jan. 6 Riots
A radio transmission is found to “all outside units attention” saying that they should not be “looking for any pro-Trump in the crowd.”
Prophets Feud Over Whether Or Not Trump Will Seize Office In March
In fact, Enlow believes that the Trump family is set to become something of a God-appointed royal dynasty ruling over the country.
5 Dead From Attempted Coup As Rioters Call Storming Congress “Hilarious”
“Adams trampled over police barricades and made his way into the halls of government.”
Trump-Loving Defecators Smeared And Tracked Their Own Feces All Over The Capitol
“Schumer is dealing with proverbial sh*t — not this kind.”
Trump Fanatics Vow Civil War If Coup Attempt Fails
“They better start worrying about the 80 million people who voted for Trump and are armed.”
Trump Fanatic Flips Out On Cop And Threatens To Burn Down Starbucks
“I’m the f*cking police,” the officer screams, even louder.