Reactions range from: “What a terrible day to have eyes” to the far more gag-reflex inducing observation, “Somehow this is more upsetting than if they were just f***ing.”

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Trump’s CIA, Along With Pompeo, Discussed Kidnapping Or Assassinating Julian Assange
Talk of kidnapping or killing Assange happened “at the highest levels” of the administration, a counterintelligence official claimed. “There seemed to be no boundaries.”
“Horse Paste” Lauded By Trump’s “Alien DNA” Doctor Has Finally Put Someone In The Hospital
Trump fanatics “have taken to raiding rural tractor supply stores in search of Ivermectin” apple flavored horse paste.
Trumpista GOP Strategist And Fox News Guest Is Arrested For Underage Sex Trafficking
Lazzaro, who openly flaunted his wealthy lifestyle on social media, also “knowingly and intentionally interfered” with the investigation according to the indictment.
Jihadists Raid GETTR…Founder Jason Miller Blames “Big Tech” For Flood Of ISIS Posts
Rather than address the Jihadist activity on GETTR, Miller attacked Politico and the “big tech” companies that he believes are setting him up for failure.
GOP Lawmaker Likes Aunt Jemima And Praises Robert E Lee Demanding “Stand Up For Our Culture!”
“I don’t like traitors who hate America,” tweets Rogers, apparently unaware of how ironic her praise of an actual traitor happens to be.
Trumpista Jason Miller Ordered To Pay $42K In Lawsuit About Slipping Abortion Pill To Stripper
The woman claims that Miller surreptitiously dosed her with an abortion pill without her knowledge, leading to the pregnancy’s termination.