The company’s CEO, Andy Jassy, has stated that the job cuts will help the company pursue its “long-term opportunities with a stronger cost structure.”
Musk Backs Loser McCarthy — Loses Feet in New Twitter Poll — So Much Losing
The final results of Musk’s recent Twitter Poll — 57.2% absolutely believe that he should continue to shoot himself in the foot.
From Time’s Billionaire “Person of the Year” to Epic Failure in Just 12 Months
Tesla’s share price has dropped by 72% in the year since Musk’s recognition by Time Magazine.
Elon Musk is the First Person on the Planet to lose over $200 Billion Dollars
Musk’s personal fortune has declined to $137 billion, down from a peak of $340 billion in November 2021.
Musk Fires Janitors Forcing Employees to Bring Their Own Toilet Paper to Work
Musk’s cost-cutting has led to unsanitary conditions in the company’s offices, with the smells of body odor and leftover food lingering in the air, filthy floors, and no toilet paper.
#Smalldickenergy Influencer Andrew Tate Arrested at his Mansion in Romania for Human Trafficking
The kickboxer unwisely taunted Greta Thunberg about the “enormous emissions” of his 33 vehicles. Greta’s response to him “smalldickenergy@getalife.com” has since been widely shared on social media.
Tesla Stock Hits New Low Amid Investor Panic After Musk’s Latest Twitter Debacle
“Musk has lost credibility with the broader investment community,” analyst Dan Ives said recently, blaming Tesla’s current stock woes on Musk’s endless “broken promises”
Musk Trolls Twitter CEO With Weird Stalin “Meme” Depicting Jack Dorsey As Being “Disappeared”
Many have speculated on what he meant by his anachronistic tweet, as there is no text included to clarify. Perhaps it was simply his need to remain relevant that day?
Lorde Edge (Elon Musk) Unleashes His Inner 8-Year-Old With “PP” Reply To Senator On Twitter
Musk, a grown-ass adult who is about to be the world’s first trillionaire, was found to owe $15 billion in taxes off of his stock options, as reported by CNBC.
Labor Shortage? Florida Worker Applied To Nearly 60 Entry-Level Jobs And Got Only ONE Interview
“58 applications says y’all aren’t desperate for workers, you just miss your slaves,” Holz posted on Facebook, which went viral on both Twitter and Reddit as well.
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