As the media giant faces a potential exodus due to a series of publicized crises, results from its latest “Pulse” poll were released internally, and it’s not good news.

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Facebook Will Change Its Corporate Name To Meta…Because Of Course It Will
Facebook is trying to “divert the conversation from their current problems onto the metaverse, which is exciting and futuristic,” a senior partner at the consulting firm Vivaldi said.
Facebook’s Brand Has Gotten So Toxic That They Are Changing Their Name–NEXT WEEK!
The term “metaverse” that Zuck keeps touting was coined by sci-fi novelist Neal Stephenson to describe a virtual world where people can escape the dystopian real world.
Zuck Made Deal With Trump–No Fact Checks On Political Posts For No New Regulations On FB
“Facebook had long seen itself as a government unto itself,” wrote author Max Chafkin, “the site would push what the Thiel confidant called ‘state-sanctioned conservatism.'”
Facebook To Add New “Prayer Tool” That Will Announce “I Prayed” When A User Asks For Prayers
“Facebook and other social media platforms continue to be tremendous tools to spread the Gospel of Christ and connect believers with one another,” megachurch pastor Jeffress said.
Zuck’s July 4th Video Inevitably Becomes An Instant Meme
Understandably, the footage has been met with bewilderment and mockery online, with one viewer branding it: “The stuff meme dreams are made of.”
After Vows To Stop Making Political Donations Facebook Quietly Funnels $50K To GOP Group
Facebook tells Popular Information that its $50K donation is “standard practice” and is being used to pay its “membership dues” to RLGA.